Sista Church Hat: "Welcome to a very important press conference brought to you by the Inspector 'Beat Down' Lipscomb Security Agency and the Ladies in Church Hats and Deacons in Church Suits Praise Patrol. Before and during this post-election transformational period, we've noticed how change affects some people.
"Our resident psychologist, Judy McBride, says that mass media and the Internet revealed the frightening side of a transformational society when the nation and the world witnessed some individuals displaying their alter egos of anger and frustration at town hall meetings and political rallies. An assassination attempt was made on the soon-to-be president elect. Four young men with baseball bats beat down a teenager in New York."
Psychologist Judy: "The unpredictable winds of bitterness and anger over an elected candidate have the potential of some people unleashing unbridled verbal and physical attacks of retaliation on folk who voted for the president elect."
Sista Church Hat: "To counter anticipated attacks of retaliation during this transformational time, the Inspector 'Beat Down' Lipscomb Security Agency and the Ladies in Church Hats and Deacons in Church Suits Praise Patrol have organized a special and temporary security operation titled 'Protect Folk from Unprovoked Attacks of Retaliation.'
"Inspector Lipscomb and I believe that the transition to change should be civil and safe. Any act of verbal or physical attacks of retaliation on innocent bystanders will be countered immediately with a rebuke and/or beat down by trained 'Operation P.F.F.U.A.R' security agents. Let's work together to make this transformation succeed."
How do you reach these people, Mr. Sue. I'm still scared to wear my Obama shirts. One of them has a picture of Obama and the inscription "When the other man falls short call up a brother." Another one has Obama's face and says, "Bush messed it up, Obama fixed it." Another one has Obama's face and says, "When thangs really go wrong, call the Lawd or a smart African-Americans." The last one has Obama's face and the inscription, "Knock, knock. Who's there? Eyes! Eyes who? Eyes your new president, Barack Obama." Mr. Sue Doh Nem I just don't feel comfortable at this point in wearing any of my shirts. The klan is on the uprise. At or near Slidell, LA yesterday a white lady from Oklahoma was recruited to Loose-Anna to join up with the klan. Somehow during the initiation she determined she didn't want to complete the process of joining up. Those damn fools killed the lady, dumped her body and burned her clothes. All participants have been caught and are in jail. A law enforcement officer said the intelligent quotient of these people were not impressive. Guns and low intelligence on the part of some people keep some brothers nervous.
I pulled out a Barack shirt again this morning. But again I changed my mind. I din't feel like having to do what rappers out in California call a 187 on anybody. When is it alright to wear Obama shirts down south without catching a murder charge? Anyone knows? What kind of Obama shirts the rest of you have?
I don't have any shirts, but someone asked me to design a couple. I'll share the links when they're available.