Doctor S sez: If you go to the Grove Bowl at Ole Miss, for God's sake don't Tweet. They will throw your ass out. On the other hand, it might not be all bad.
Thursday, April 14
MLB baseball, Florida and Atlanta (6 p.m., Atlanta, Fox Sports South, 930 AM): The Braves tangle with the Fish in an NL East rivalry.
Friday, April 15
College baseball, Alcorn State and Jackson State (6 p.m., Jackson): Tiger Fest begins with a battle between the two top teams in the SWAC East. ... Mississippi State and Arkansas (7 p.m., Fayetteville, SportSouth, 105.9 FM): The shaky Bulldogs head into the hills to take on the Razorbacks who are coming in off a sweep.
Saturday, April 16
College football, Jackson State spring football game (11 a.m., JSU's Walter Payton Center practice field): Fans can get a first look at the 2011 Tigers in the Blue-White Game. Bring your lawn chairs. ... Ole Miss spring game (1 p.m., Oxford, CSS): The Rebels wrap up spring practice with the Grove Bowl. At least Ole Miss will win one game in 2011.
Sunday, April 17
College baseball, Kentucky and Ole Miss (1:30 p.m., Oxford, 97.3 FM): If the Rebels aren't poised to sweep their series with the Wildcats, then UM baseball has a big problem.
Monday, April 18
Southern League baseball, Mississippi and Birmingham (7 p.m., Birmingham, Ala., 103.9 FM): The M-Braves open a series with the Barons in Steel City. Go see the Vulcan statue, fellas.
Tuesday, April 19
College baseball, Mississippi State and Ole Miss (6:30 p.m., Pearl, CSS, 105.9 FM, 97.3 FM): The Bulldogs and Rebels battle for the Governor's Cup at Trustmark Park. Start hating early and avoid the rush. ... Mississippi College and Belhaven (6 p.m., Smith-Wills Stadium, Jackson, tinyurl.com/6z9du2k); The Blazers and Choctaws meet in the final game of the Cowboy Maloney Series.
Wednesday, April 20
College baseball, Southern Miss vs. LSU (7 p.m., New Orleans, 620 AM): The Golden Eagles and Tigers have both slumped recently. Both badly need to win this game at Zephyr Field.
The Slate is compiled by Doctor S, who is still trying to figure out how Russell Brand won the Masters and Charl Schwartzel became America's biggest movie star. Or is it the other way around? Get it straight at the JFP Sports Blog.
You see Dr. S, some of us do and some of us don't. Picking Russell Brand was like my picking VCU and Butler to make the Final Four. I did and you didn't. Tiger ain't been right since Elen went street on him. He often swings like Elen is still running after him - wildly, stumbling, bumbling and without much concentration. Plus Tiger knows most men see him as a girly-boy nowadays for begging his jump-off to erase his number from her phone, paying his jump-on and shake-down queen Gloria Allred a million or two to be quiet, and for letting Elen beat the good golf out of him. Had it been me, I would have told Elen, "Say look a hear baby girl, you don't tell me how to run my life or what to do with my women. You either go with the program or get your clothes and personal items and get out. Leave my chilluns too. Tiger Woods runs the show around here." This is what a real man would have done.
I could tell you who is going to win the NBA Championship this year too, but I won't just yet. Once basketball is over I'll be bored to death until football. Watching baseball is like watching lighting-bulbs mate, slow and not much going on, and if something happens it happens so fast you will probably miss it anyway.