Thursday, April 15
Southern League baseball, Mississippi at West Tenn (7:05 p.m., Jackson, Tenn., 103.9 FM): The M-Braves continue their series up against the Diamond Jaxx.
Friday, April 16
College baseball, Ole Miss at South Carolina (6 p.m., Columbia, S.C., SportSouth, 97.3 FM): The Rebels face the Gamecocks in a matchup of SEC elites. … Tougaloo at Belhaven (6 p.m., Smith-Wills Stadium, Jackson): The Bulldogs and Blazers meet in the opener of their intra-city GCAC series.
Saturday, April 17
College football, Ole Miss spring game (1 p.m., Oxford, CSS): The first look at the Rebels in the post-Snead era. … Mississippi State spring game (5 p.m., Starkville): The Bulldogs preview Dan Mullen's second season. CSS will show the game Sunday at 4 p.m. … College baseball, Alcorn State at Jackson State, 2 (noon, Jackson): The Braves and Tigers battle in a doubleheader. .
Sunday, April 18
College baseball, Tennessee at Mississippi State (1 p.m., Starkville, 105.9 FM): The struggling Bulldogs are looking for a little Super Bulldog Weekend magic against the Vols.
Monday, April 19
Southern League baseball, Mobile at Mississippi (7:05 p.m., Pearl, 103.9 FM): The BayBears and M-Braves open a five-game series at the T-P.
Tuesday, April 20
College baseball, Delta State at Belhaven (6 p.m., Smith-Wills Stadium, Jackson, 930 AM): The Statesmen and Blazers are the state's best small-college teams. … Southern Miss at Ole Miss (6:30 p.m., Oxford, 97.3 FM): The Golden Eagles will be looking for payback against the Rebels.
Wednesday, April 21
Southern League baseball, Mobile at Mississippi (11:05 a.m., Pearl, 103.9 FM): The BayBears and M-Braves meet in a midweek matinee.
The Slate is compiled by Doctor S, who's ignoring the first round of the NBA and NHL playoffs.
All I want to say is "how about those Pittsburgh Steelers?" We traded Holmes although I regret it because a woman claimed he assaulted her, and we're going to unload Roughburger too after a couple of more Super Bowl rings because he has a suit and another sexual allegation pending against him. Neither Holmes or Roughburger is guilty, but we handle things appropriately behind the steel curtain. I can't wait until the US Open to see Tiger get his groove back. He's out of therapy and back on his female medicine, so things should be looking up for him real soon. He made one smart modification for the future, though, and that is to date only women who can't talk and/or find Gloria Allred to talk for them.
I need to say more thang, as it appears Ben Roughburger, Pittsburgh Steelers' starting quarterback, likely engaged in unwanted sex with an inebriated and resisting woman, according to files I read on the Smoking Gun. Rapeburger has to be suspended if not expelled and traded as soon as possible. We can't have a low life dirtying up the marvelous legacy of America's Pro Football team. After all, we ain't the Cowboys.