I can harldy stop giggling long enough to post this story.
A 37-year-old man was charged with child endangerment after one of two toddlers he was baby-sitting was found drunk, authorities said.
Suffolk County sheriff's deputies investigating a family court case peered through the window of a Patchogue home Tuesday and saw Juan Reyes passed out with the children wandering around the house.
They managed to rouse Reyes, who was the only adult at home with the two toddlers, ages 2 and 3, according to the sheriff's office. The deputies said Reyes appeared extremely intoxicated.
The deputies also noticed the 2-year-old was having difficulty standing, had bloodshot eyes, smelled of alcohol and was lethargic.
The toddler was taken to the hospital, where tests revealed he was legally intoxicated, with a blood-alcohol content of 0.094 percent, the sheriff's office said. In New York, a driver is considered drunk with an alcohol content of 0.08 percent or greater.
But, seriously. That's horrible. (Snicker). No, um, I mean it. That's just wrong. (Giggle).
I just can't handle the mental picture of a diaper clad two year old stumbling around with blood shot eyes. The only good thing I see about the whole situation is the fact the two year old is already diaper clad. This will take care of any "drunken" bed wetting he may experience later in the night. You know, after he passes out on the stripper with the rubber tubing still wrapped around his upper arm.
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