Boneqweesha Jones: "Welcome to the new fall premiere of 'Boneqweesha Live' on Ghetto Science Public Television. Allow me to begin the show with these poignant words from the classic Quincy Jones song, 'Everything Must Change.'
"'The young become the old
/ And mysteries do unfold
/ 'Cause that's the way of time
/ Nothing and no one goes unchanged / There are not many things in life
/ You can be sure of ...'
"For a while, I believed that certain types of people would never change. On today's show, the Finance Pimp is on the set to prove me wrong."
Finance Pimp: "Thank you for this opportunity to share my transformation from a mean and careless financier who shames and degrades folk who are down on their luck to an individual willing to educate and empower financially challenged citizens."
Boneqweesha Jones: "My mind recalls the time when you, Simon LeGreedy and Sheriff Rudy McNastiness foreclosed on and evicted homeowners Mr. Tom and Ms. Topsy. What will you do to help the financially challenged and vanishing middle class?"
Finance Pimp: "In the past, I would say vehemently, 'I am the Finance Pimp, and I want my homes back!' Today, I have a strong desire to help disenfranchised individuals get back on their feet with an affordable financial-empowerment and real-estate course this fall semester at Hair Did University's School of Cosmetology and Vocational Studies titled 'Just Straight Tripping, Flipping, Fixing, Selling and Pimping Homes.'"
Boneqweesha Jones: "Wow! The Finance Pimp is giving his homes back!"