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A Very Clubb Chicken Wing Christmas

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Ken Stiggers

Mr. Announcement: "Broadcasting live from the Clubb Chicken Wing Multi-Purpose Complex, Ghetto Science Public Television presents 'A Clubb Chicken Wing Christmas Holiday Special.' Your gracious hosts are Big Roscoe and Little Mama Roscoe."

Little Mama Roscoe: "Welcome, everybody. Big Roscoe and I are happy to bring good will to residents of the Ghetto 
Science Community."

Big Roscoe: "This year, Little Mama and I decided to televise our annual Christmas gift to the community: A Clubb Chicken Wing Christmas."

Little Mama Roscoe: "What will viewers see and hear on this special television program?"

Big Roscoe: "Look for a dynamic dance performance by the Sausage Sandwich Sisters, electric-slide ambassadors for world peace and rent money. They will perform a new dance routine titled 'Hands Up, Don't Shoot Because I Can't Breathe.'"

Little Mama Roscoe: "Then, we'll take a quick look inside Clubb Chicken Wing at the Hot Wing Happy Hour for the Homeless, Helpless and Hopeless. Congressman Smokey 'Robinson' McBride will help serve my delicious hot wings and give an uplifting message to the downtrodden."

Big Roscoe: "Get ready for a colorful and energetic performance by the Kwanzaa Squad Drum Circle and Creative Dance Troup. Also, Aunt Tee Tee Hustle, our technology guru, will present her 'Ghetto Lights' holiday display."

Little Mama Roscoe: "The program will close with our 'Ghetto Science Unity in the Community' electric slide dance to the music of 'Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto' by James Brown."

Big Roscoe: "Now let's have a Clubb Chicken Wing Christmas!"

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