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Getaway Weekend Bus Tour

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Ken Stiggers

Rev. Cletus: "Welcome to another wonderful and blessed Rev. Cletus Car Sales Church broadcast from WGSR FM, known affectionately as Ghetto Science Radio. This is your car sales pastor and transportation specialist here to share some good news in these troubled times.

"It looks like the sequestration budget cuts are kicking in and kicking everyone's butt, especially in the areas of travel and leisure. I asked one of the unemployed gospel deejays when was the last time he took a vacation. His answer was: 'Ain't nobody got time for that.'

"Brothers and sisters, it saddens me to see God's children lose their faith in a time of uncertainty.

"So, I brainstormed with my deacon and deaconess mechanics and Brother Ike on a Bike from Village Ghetto Land Tours to put together a nice summer vacation event for the Ghetto Science Community called the Ghetto Getaway Weekend Bus Tour. Starting this weekend, poor folk can spend much-needed leisure and travel time riding in an air-conditioned Double Dutch Church Bus. This tour will take Ghetto Science Community Residents beyond the world of emotional suffering and economic oppression. Imagine a weekend bus ride as an enlightening excursion. Let our team of drivers and tour guides show you the great spaces and places beyond the borders of poverty.

"Yes, you have 'Soul Train' and 'Soul Plane,' but for the rest of your summer weekends, you will have a Soul Bus.

"Enjoy a heavenly ride with the Ghetto Getaway Weekend Bus Tour."

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