Big Roscoe: "As the first month of 2012 ends, Lil' Momma Roscoe, the Clubb Chicken Wing staff and I are getting ready for the blitz of February holiday observances, such as National Freedom Day, Groundhog Day, Valentine's Day, Presidents' Day, Fat Tuesday (Mardi Gras), Leap Day and Black History Month. Also, the Clubb Chicken Wing Multi-Purpose Complex has scheduled plenty of fun, entertaining and educational events for members of the Ghetto Science Community like the Super Bowl Viewing Party and Disco, Congressman Smokey 'Robinson' McBride's Black History Month Job Fair and Chief Crazy Brother's theatrical tribute to Carter G. Woodson, W.E.B. DuBois and Booker T. Washington.
"Lil' Momma Roscoe suggested that Clubb Chicken Wing help the unemployed deejays earn a little cash this year by hiring them to work part time playing old-school music during the daily Hot Wing Happy Hour. Therefore, the unemployed deejays now will be called the underemployed, part-time deejays. And Lil' Momma Roscoe will premiere new flavored 'Aww Sookie Sookie' Teriyaki-sauce chicken wings.
"Brother Hustle will host a monthly Compensatory Investment Request discussion and support group every second Thursday evening. And on leap day, Lady Fancy McBride, the Sausage Sandwich Sisters and the Dream Sisters Community Choir will perform a woman's black history tribute to Les Chanteuse African (aka The African Female Singers)
"So, let 2012 be your year to chill with the 'peoples' at Clubb Chicken Wing, where the party is jumpin,' and the grease is poppin'."