"APRIL 1ST 2013: Better Late Than Never Breaking News" by All Politics is Local | Jackson Free Press | Jackson, MS

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APRIL 1ST 2013: Better Late Than Never Breaking News

Special to the Jackson Free Press…Breaking News…Dose of Reality? Got word late today that all of the mayoral candidates meeting this afternoon to consider offers from competing reality shows, and are feverishly negotiating to strike a deal by end of day. All have agreed that winner of show will decide primary race. Shows in competition are America’s Next Top Mayor, Survivor, The Amazing (Primary) Race and Debating With The Stars …Trump, You’re Fired: Sources say mayor has nixed consideration of The Apprentice. …Political Reality: Jackson Free Press sponsoring debate later in month with theme So You Think You Can Govern? …Kumbaya Moment? Candidates have agreed to pool all campaign money raised and share it equally with each other, donating any leftover funds to Quinn non-profit, which will become watchdog for campaign finance reporting in future elections.


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