Dear Magnolia State Meth Dealers:
Do not interpret this as a challenge.
But Mississippi is one of the least methy states in the nation, a new Huffington Post infographic shows.
Citing something called the Nationa(l) Security System, or NSS, HuffPost said that Mississippi had five meth-lab-related accidents in 2012.
Given Mississippi's ruralness and high rate of poverty -- both of which are key for optimal methy conditions -- you'd think the incidents would be much higher.
So what's our secret?
The report notes: "Oregon and Mississippi have figured out how to curb these accidents by making the key meth ingredient pseudoephedrine prescription-only."
The nation's most methy state was Missouri, with 1,825 meth incidents.