Speaking of sports crime, here's an item from the always-reliable badjocks.com: An unidentified junior at Bentonville High School in Arkansas was suspended for 10 days after he made a mad dash across the football field during a game several weeks ago, wearing nothing but underwear, shoes and a bandana over his face. While trying to elude police, he showed more athletic ability than anybody on the field.
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