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Another Question You Didn't Ask Answered

In a shocking development, San Francisco 49ers quarterback Jeff Garcia has come out of the closet and revealed that he is heterosexual. Uh, thanks Jeff. Meanwhile, Garcia refuses to answer two burning questions: 1) Why didn't the 49ers make the playoffs last year?, and 2) Jeff, why do you fumble so much?

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118112
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Tee, hee, Doc. Thanks for keeping your eye on the ball, so to speak. ;-D

Author
DonnaLadd
Date
2004-02-19T12:18:38-06:00

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