Later Guys, I'm Moving to Tamriel

Alright, I've had it with this stupid place. You can't steal silverware and weaponry and sell it at a local store, gates to hell that have to be closed to protect the very fabric of reality never open and get this, shooting superheated balls of fire at small woodland creatures? Banned.

I've had just about enough of Earth's crappy rules, so I'm packing up my stuff and moving to Cyrodiil, in Tamriel. Want to come visit me sometime? Pick up a copy of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. I'll be the guy with the big-a** sword.

...Well, one of them at least.