How to Fail At Reporting: By Suzanne Collins

I'm sorry that this has nothing to do with video games, but as a member of the press, I have to address stupidity this painful.

Take a look at this article. A man met a girl on the internet, took her on a date and then, after an argument, killed her.

http://wjz.com/topstories/local_story_038221424.html

See anything strange? Yeah, in case you didn't catch on, let me highlight it for you.

Police spokesman Bill Toohey said Gaumer met 27-year-old Josie Phyllis Brown on the Internet and took her on a date Dec. 28.

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Police haven't released the name of the dead woman. They say she was a Baltimore City resident and not a student at UMBC.

What the hell, man.