Boneqweesha Jones: "Welcome to the Ghetto Science Television Network's special edition of 'Qweesha Live 2011.' I'm reporting live from the Clubb Chicken Wing Multi-Purpose Complex at the 'Hustle Mania 2011 Entrepreneur Start-Up Conference.' Brother Hustle is here with me to provide some insight about the conference."
Brother Hustle: "After witnessing millions of middle-class workers financially and mentally numbed by mass layoffs, Aunt Tee, the Hustle family and I decided to preserve the dignity and confidence of the newly unemployed. The objective of the 'Hustle Mania 2011 Entrepreneur Start-Up Conference' is to help laid off workers understand the benefits of being their own boss and generating jobs in their communities, since the government and corporations seem unwilling and unable.
"I recall the days when members of the Hustle family suffered through the Great Depression of the 1930s and the recession of the early 1990s. Our will to survive endured the test of time. Now, the Hustle family wants to share our business development experiences with people who have been kicked to the curb. We want to turn a laid-off worker's unfortunate demise into a pleasant surprise.
"So we will take matters into our own hands by teaching people how to be self-employed job creators.
Boneqweesha Jones: "I see, Brother Hustle. The purpose of your 'Hustle Mania 2011 Entrepreneur Start-Up Conference' is to raise the enthusiasm of the newly disenfranchised middle class."
Brother Hustle: "Right, 'Qweesha. And remember, future entrepreneurs: This conference is a B.Y.O.B. affair—Be Your Own Boss."
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