Uncle "Money" Hustle: "When I heard the news about the United States credit rating being downgraded from AAA to AA+, I concluded that the weak economy had hit the fan. Folks already complain about the rising price of groceries, while corporations hoard their profits and lay off workers. I can't believe this is happening. Those money-loving, corporate-co-opted politicians will experience the consequences of messing around with the people's money. It won't be nice at all.
"The O'Jays issued this warning years ago:
For the love of money,
People will steal from their mother.
For the love of money,
People will rob their own brother.
For the love of money,
People can't even walk the street,
Because they never know who in the world they're gonna beat
For that lean, mean, mean green.
"To alleviate the current frustration and future violent outbreaks from people who feel they have been short changed by indecisive and stubborn politicians, I have organized the 'Hustle for Survival and Sanity in a Bad Economy Future Entrepreneur Expo.'
"If you're mad as hell and not going to take it any more, come to the east wing of the Clubb Chicken Wing Multi-Purpose Complex and join the Hustle family, the Ghetto Science Franchise Association and the 'Lord, I Don't Have a Job Center for Unemployment' staff at the 'Hustle for Survival and Sanity in a Bad Economy Future Entrepreneur Expo.'
"Get into hustle mode and learn how become an entrepreneur during very lean times."
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