Mr. Announcement: "On this episode of 'All God's Churn Got Shoes,' the deputy secretary of state's mishap has inspired the 'hypocrisy division' of the Ladies in Church Hats, Union 203 and 7/8, to conduct an audio/video surveillance mission, across the street from Madame T.J. Hooka's Booty Reportin' for Duty Erotic Fantasy Escort Service. The Ladies in Church Hats have set up their surveillance equipment inside an abandoned church bus. They call this assignment 'Mission Hypocritical—Code Name Booty-Gate.'
Lady Church Hat (Calming the chatter): "Shh! Sisters, you all need to hush. Madame T.J. Hooka is on the phone line with a politician."
Elder Lady Church Hat: "Did you say Jesus is on the main line? Tell him what you want!"
Lady Church Hat: "Please be quiet and listen." (She turns up the speaker volume.)
Mystery Politician: "Madame T.J., my fellow politicians and I are at a Bush Veto after-party. Could you send a couple of booties to report for duty at our hotel suite? I have some gentlemen who want to experience the 'gluteus maximus' massage."
Madame T.J. Hooka: "OK, Mystery Politician. My girls, Pleasure and Good Times, will arrive at your suite quicker than you can say, 'Your secret is safe with me.'"
Lady Church Hat: "That's enough! It's time to break up the booty call. Elder Lady Church Hat will use her QVC Mini-DV camera with night vision and image stabilization to videotape our confrontation with Mystery Politician and the Booty Reportin' for Duty escorts. Amen!"
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