British sports writers don't waste time with boring game coverage. Instead, they're on the David Beckham story. The latest: Real Madrid is going to cut loose soccer's top star because they're sick of reading about his sex life in the papers. So he wants to go back to Manchester United, but only if the coach leaves. Who the hell does Beckham think he is, Eli Manning?
When Rebecca Loos, one of Becks' self-proclaimed playmates, turned up at the London premiere of "Kill Bill, Vol. 2," star Uma Thurman said, "I'm not sure whether she's trash or tramp - I'd say tramp. She can't get enough PR." Oh wait, Uma was talking about Quentin Taratino.
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