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BAM! The JFP Biden-Palin Drinking Game
Drink when she says "MOOSE"!
In honor of the vice presidential debate tonight, the JFP staff put our heads together to create a drinking game. So print this out, study it a bit (debate practice?), then drink every time ...
1. Biden looks at Palin like she's stupid.
2. Palin endorses Hamas.
3. Biden flashes his "Tony Walnut" smile.
4. Palin utters a rambling "sentence to nowhere." (H/T Bill Maher).
5. Either one mispronounces a country or leader's name.
6. Either one shows up by saying a country or leader's name for no apparent reason.
7. Biden takes 20 minutes to say the word "yes."
8. Palin defaults to being cute instead of answering a hard question.
9. Either one says something to help the other side.
10. Every time someone threatens to invade another country.
11. Palin mentions being in second grade.
12. Biden plagiarizes an earlier candidate's speech.
13. Palin refers to a "Palin-McCain" administration.
14. Biden insults an entire group of people while trying to compliment them.
15. You think to yourself, "Man, we're f*cked."
Drink when you hear the following words:
1. Heartbeat
2. Drilling
3. Putin
4. Reform
5. Maverick
6. Liberal voting record
7. Experience
8. Moose
9. Snow machine
10. Ahmadinejad
11. Wasilla
12. Barack
13. McCain (pronounced McKeen)
14. POW
15. bin Laden
posted by ladd on 10/02/08 at 02:24 PM. [printer-friendly version]
COMMENTS
And if you prefer something less intoxicating, you can print out Palin Bingo cards here:
http://www.palinbingo.com/
posted by ladd on 10/02/08 at 02:44 PM
posted by L.W. on 10/02/08 at 05:56 PM
I'm gonna pass on the drinks tonight too, L.W. I don't want to miss (or mishear or misunderstand) a thing she says. Or says wrong. Or wrongly says. Or doesn't say.
posted by Kacy on 10/02/08 at 06:55 PM
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