jackson weather: 37°f (3°c)
by Sue Doh Nem
October 8, 2008
Miss Doodle Mae: Greetings customers! Ive been assigned a new responsibility as spokeswoman and public relations director for Jojos Discount Dollar Store.
Back in the day, folk in the ghetto would greet each other with a genuine and hearty Whats Happenin? The response to this greeting was either a non-verbal gesture (i.e. shrug shoulders) or a hip, circular phrase such as Everything is everything!
The gesture and phrase have become the language of the disenfranchised. They know, see and experience whats happening today. Thats why Billy Preston wrote the song, Nothin from Nothin. Remember when Bob Marley and the Wailers sang, You can fool some people sometime, but you cant fool all the people all the time. Its just true expression from folk who experienced disenfranchisement.
Ive said enough. My boss, Jojo, wants me to inform his disenfranchised customers about the Dignity Discount Sale at Jojos Discount Dollar Store. Dont feel guilty about shopping because all dollar-store items are marked down. And Jojo has some interesting items for sale, like the John McCain and Sarah Palin Ghetto Bypass Campaign Tour Action Figure Doll Set and the Barack Obama and Joe Biden Yes We Can Sing-A-Long Karaoke and Voter Registration Rally.
I must return to my store security duty. A group of people have staged a mock McCain campaign rally in aisle five using the Sarah Palin dolls. Jojo forbids political rallies in his store. Remember: Even in these harsh economic times, everything is a dollar at Jojos. Keep hope alive!
posted by on 10/08/08 at 05:56 PM. [printer-friendly version]
COMMENTSAP is reporting that Orley Hood is among those laid off at the Ledger.
» Ronnie Musgrove for Secretary of Ed? (4)
» Official: Obama Asks Secretary Gates to Stay On
» Miss. Dems Host “Sky Party” to Inauguration (1)
» Obama’s AG and the Drug War (7)
Dec 29, 2008 - Co-sponsored by the Mississippi ACLU, the Banned Book Club meets monthly to discuss books that have been banned or challenged in the United States and around the world. more
» ‘A Brave Man’ (4)
» Crisler Garners Big-Name Support for Mayoral Race (13)
» Dear Dog Owners: Your Pets Are in Danger (18)
» City Employees Stealing Gas? (12)
» [Best Bets] Thursday, December 4
» [Best Bets] Friday, December 5
» [Best Bets] Saturday, December 6
» [Best Bets] Sunday, December 7
» Crisler Garners Big-Name Support for Mayoral Race
13
» Dear Dog Owners: Your Pets Are in Danger
18
» City Employees Stealing Gas?
12
» LoungeList Photos: Vanilla Ice @ Fire
3
» [Gregory] The Christmas Miracle
9