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[Stiggers] Momma’s Mad
by Ken Stiggers
October 28, 2009
Mr. Announcer: "In the ghetto criminal justice system, the people are represented mostly by two members of the McBride family: Dudley 'Do-Right' McBride, police officer and part-time security guard at the Funky Ghetto Mall, and attorney Cootie McBride of the law firm McBride, Myself and I. This is their story."
(Cootie, Dudley and Rev. Cletus are listening to the sounds of Momma Church Hat conducting a severe rebuke and a beat-down of an insurance executive.)
Dudley: "What's Momma Church Hat doing locked inside the insurance executive's office?"
Rev. Cletus: "Momma got a $5,000 hospital bill with a $500 co-pay! And she can't afford the co-pay."
Cootie: "She's a victim of gougenomics! It's when company 'A' and hospital 'B' charge an astronomical price to do a medical procedure so that patient C is forced to sacrifice half of his or her fixed income to pay the co-pay."
Dudley: "And what a price to pay."
Cootie: "Can you convince her to reason and resolve this issue? I believe the insurance executive has endured enough of the swinging 10 ounce purse."
Rev. Cletus (yells): "Momma Church Hat, you know the good book says, 'Turn the other cheek!'"
Momma Church Hat (yells back): "Please forgive me, pastor! I've run out of cheeks. I know I have four cheeks; however, I lost control after turning the third cheek!"
(She continues beating.)
Dudley: "The teachable moment here is: poor folk have their limits, too. Enough is enough—especially after you've turned the third cheek."
Doink, Doink!
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[Editor's Note] Love Thy Neighbor
Izzy: it's not enough to just study something - at some point you have to act. Systematic exclusion can be read as hatred, even when those involved in it do not feel it to be that. This is ...
Nov 20, 2009 | 06:37 PM
[Editor's Note] Love Thy Neighbor
J.T.: Wintrhop, your last sentence "I don't want a small and manageable God. I prefer one that I can't fully understand." bears out that we each have perceptions of God. And, when the ...
Nov 20, 2009 | 06:03 PM
[Editor's Note] Love Thy Neighbor
Wintrhop Sargent: Funny you should mention the gender issue of a deity. I was at lunch with a St. Andrews priest one time and a very conservative member of the Cathedral came to our table ...
Nov 20, 2009 | 05:37 PM
[Editor's Note] Love Thy Neighbor
Izzy: I wouldn't be too sure your church doesn't preach hate if your liturgy is not gender-inclusive. Think about it - is God really a "He" or a "Father"? Those are some images or visions of ...
Nov 20, 2009 | 03:35 PM
Barbour Wants to Merge State's Black Universities
baquan2000: Goldenae - you pointed out a key element in your post, "the point is that he would even suggest such a thing. And the sad part is that from the polls, the people ...
Nov 20, 2009 | 03:15 PM
[Doyle] From Dixie, With Love
amoderatemississippian : check out the following link: http://www.oxfordeag le.com/news2.html It does appear, by the article written today, that possibly a sizeable portion of the student body ...
Nov 20, 2009 | 02:55 PM
[Editor's Note] Love Thy Neighbor
Wintrhop Sargent: WMartin - At the church I attend, St. Andrew's Cathedral, there is no teaching or preaching about hate (unless you include the teaching and preaching AGAINST hate). I'm ...
Nov 20, 2009 | 02:10 PM
[Doyle] From Dixie, With Love
ladd: A fail-safe principle I've always sworn by: If the Kluckers agree with me about something, I need to rethink it.
Nov 20, 2009 | 01:39 PM
[Doyle] From Dixie, With Love
Goldenae: I would truly be ashamed of myself if I looked at life and others the way the some people do. Some folks can not put themselves in another person's shoes to save their lives. It is ...
Nov 20, 2009 | 01:27 PM
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